➹➹➹➹ On birthday cake there should be a label,
To warn us about the dangers untold.
To tell us before we come to the table,
Too much birthday cake can make us old.
Can make us feeble and suffer with gout,
And lose our memories for goodness sake.
Wrinkle our skin and make hair fall out.
Just from eating that birthday cake. ➹➹➹➹